Background: Not to be confused with Macrovision.
Nicknames: "The Humorous FBI Warning", "The Lazy FBI Warning", "Blah Blah Blah"
Warning: On a white background, we see a fire engine red banner containing the white shadowed text "FBI" in the middle. Below it is the black text "WARNING", and "FEDERAL LAW PROVIDES SEVERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 5 YEARS IN PRISON, SEVERE EMBARASSMENT AND POTENTIAL BAD LUCK, SO PLEASE DON'T COPY THIS VIDEO!" in a computerized font. It then cuts to another screen with a tangerine background and some more warning text.
Cheesy Factor: This is the most hilariously laziest warning screen ever made, although this was very likely intentional.
Availability: Unknown. It is said to be on a children's VHS that, at least according to episode 28 of the internet webseries Oddity Archive, was released by "Macrovision Scientists".
Scare Factor: None. This is a very funny warning.